Everything that makes me tick

newleaf-fashion:

i know this is irrelevant to the theme of my blog and forgive me if it upsets anyone who only follows me for themed content but this is important to me. i want anyone who sees this to know that they’re wonderful. i may not know you personally, but i can guarantee you that you’re an amazing person, who deserves the world. don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise.

newleaf-fashion:

i know this is irrelevant to the theme of my blog and forgive me if it upsets anyone who only follows me for themed content but this is important to me. i want anyone who sees this to know that they’re wonderful. i may not know you personally, but i can guarantee you that you’re an amazing person, who deserves the world. don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise.

gothamswhore:

b0y-with-apple:

American Horror Story: Freakshow

*HEAVY MOTHER FUCKING BREATHING*

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I’m apparently very sassy, I just never really realized it lol.
Sorry for not being on too much guys, I’ve been busy planning the wedding, which is October 18th. I love you all very much though and I’m  so, so, so very sorry for my inactivity!

I’m apparently very sassy, I just never really realized it lol.

Sorry for not being on too much guys, I’ve been busy planning the wedding, which is October 18th. I love you all very much though and I’m  so, so, so very sorry for my inactivity!

bbcssherlock:

simplystormie:

prismatic-bell:

niall-ate-mynamee:

cinderellawaitinforherprince:

heyfunniest:

zeebsdarling:

anus:

renkris:

Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.

The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.

OMG I was preparing myself to be enraged by him making some horrible comment but now I’m crying in Starbucks GOD DAMMIT

Christ I am not okay with these fEELINGS

IM BAWLING

That’s so cute I wanna cry

Is there a Gordon Ramsay fan base on this site??? And where can i join???

Spoilers, she won. Her cookbook is on sale now.

Also, this is the very first apple pie she ever made.

Also, can we please take notice OF HOW HE DESCRIBES IT FOR HER? Ramsay was extremely conscious during the entire season that she would require different tactics than the other contestants; this was not the only time he became her eyes, nor the only time he did things like that scrape of the knife so she could actually have a sense of her work.

And if you really want to bawl like a baby? During final four or final three, I forget which, the remaining contestants got photos from home. Christine’s husband sent their wedding photo—which she had never seen. Ramsay paused before starting the challenge to describe to her not only her husband—the look of love and joy on his face—but also herself as a bride, so she could see in her mind how the two of them looked together on their wedding day.

It was extremely obvious nobody had ever thought to do that before.

This man should be a fucking icon not just for his cooking, but for how he treats those who are different. During the same season he asked a handsome young man, making conversation during auditions, if he had a girlfriend. The man responded that he was gay. Ramsay, without missing a beat: “I’m sorry. Have you got a boyfriend, then?” No drama, no “oh my GOSH! You’re GAY? TOKEN CHARACTER :DDDD” just a very quick, simple whoops-my-mistake and the corrected inquiry. And then he never brought it up again! It was just a thing he learned, getting to know a contestant.

Yes, he can be harsh on MasterChef and downright cruel on Hell’s Kitchen (although if you were a sous chef and you served me raw pork that was not pork tartare, I’d scream too). But he’s not an ogre; he’s a polite man with a gigantic heart who simply happens to take no shit from those who should know better.

I love him so much like at first I was scared of him now I just respect him

Gordon Ramsay is the absolute best.. No questions

majesticaljeff:

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer

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A Random Viking Fact I Found Out

jackthevulture:

little-danish-pastry:

nordicphile:

viking-gods-of-metal:

When a viking mistreats his lady, she may cut off his junk and hang it in her home.

Also:

  • Women were in charge of the household’s money because they were believed to be magic and have the ability to see into the future.
  • If a woman divorced her viking husband, he would be shamed for being divorced.
  • Men weren’t even allowed to touch a woman’s hand if she had not agreed to it or he would be punished by law.

VIKINGS

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